There is rarely a direct flight from Austin to Midland. You have to fly to Dallas or Houston, change planes, then fly to Austin.
Southwest doesn’t fly to London. I suppose you mean that I can fly to Dallas, change planes, fly to Austin, then get out and get my luggage. Then I can check my bags again, go though check-in, get on another plane with another airline, and start all over again.
Concerning a), I’ve mentioned to you several times that you are severely underpaid and shouldn’t accept wages from 1992. You are being raped in broad daylight and you don’t seem to mind it. Your employer will continue to exploit you until you either man up or shove in his grill an offer from down the street.
You’re paying a big price to have the right to show up with short sleeve button downs and sneakers every morning.
Madrid of course! Paris is full of snobs, London and New York are full of depressed people, Rome is an infrastructural nightmare, Berlin is cold, Hong Kong is weird, Beijing is too Chinese.
But my favourite place in the world is Malta. Sun, sea, culture, great food…
I don’t know. That’s like how much my wedding cost. I imagine that if you have two or three kids and spend $1k on each person’s plane tickets to go somewhere far, you could eventually get to $10k.